10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels