10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright