10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Those eggs smell delicious!