10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "No river, no fish."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.