10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright