10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.