10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS