10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- im going to 2 out you to death
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament