10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "No river, no fish."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim