10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare