10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd