10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth