10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow