10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright