10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves