10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers