10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.