10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.