10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.