10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth