10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.