10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Those eggs smell delicious!