10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."