10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!