10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack