10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "No river, no fish."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.