10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow