10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS