10 Random Poker Quotes

I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
It's Free To Fold...
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
"Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson