10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."