10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?