10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain