10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.