10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fold and live to fold again
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"