10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.