10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.