10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.