10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- You have to piss with the dick you have