10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fook the floosh droo!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-