10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob