10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.