10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?