10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel