10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'