10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "No river, no fish."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."