10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."