10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.