10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.