10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."