10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.